It is December 1st, and I woke up this morning and noticed that the month had changed. I thought to myself, “new month, new me”, in jest, understanding that the triviality of months will do little to change me.

In tandem, I thought of the Counting Crows song “Long December”…

I get home from my 12 hour shift, and I feel guilty and ashamed that I do not continue to work. I have time to utilize, and the fact that it is not providing utility feels shameless and disagreeable. …

“If becoming a whore or a prostitute is beneficial, empowering, and liberating to women, how does the same logic not apply to children?” -Jesus, probably

Unless you are to turn your back on progress and begin to stone the adulterers and fornicators in the street, then we can understand that…

(Intro: This is a game played with a standard deck of cards. I thought of it when bored over the holiday and thought of how stupid games like War are. …

I was a smart kid, good looking, popular, good at sports, good with the ladies. I was 11 years old. I had sex with my girlfriend. She was 12. I took a video of it. It ended up one of those websites. Then I got arrested.

Three cops storm into…

The year is 2054, but this story begins 30 years ago. Donald Trump ran once again in the United States election and won. This caused massive protests and riots across the country. The people were angry, the cities were on fire, people were killing each other, and in the waning…

The warm summer sun of upstate New York bathes my skin as I step out of the car. The car compliments me and thanks me for using state transportation. It feels nothing, it just does its duty, but me, I feel, at least I think I feel. I’m wearing a…

Weight loss is fucking hilarious. Let me tell you what, as somebody who put faith in the nutrition labels and the 2,000 calories a day suggestion from the federal government, I made a mistake. I was getting brutalized by food. 2,000 calories is a comical amount of food. …